Saturday, March 20, 2010

Not like I was expecting anything different.

Dear Mr. McNay:

Thank you for your interest in the position of Assistant Vice President, Business Services - Procurement at the University of Southern California.  Our firm has been retained to conduct the search for this position and the University of Southern California has forwarded your application to us.

After carefully reviewing the qualifications of applicants for the position, made more difficult by the high caliber of individuals attracted to the job, the Search Committee has narrowed its focus to a small group of candidates who will be invited for interviews.  Although they were impressed with your experience, you were not among those selected for further consideration.

On behalf of the University of Southern California, we wish you well in your career.  We will keep your resume on file and contact you in the event that a position suited to your qualifications becomes available.  Please visit our website, www.morrisberger.com, for other searches that may be of interest to you.  

Sincerely, 

Jay

Jay V. Berger, Ph.D.
Morris & Berger
500 North Brand Blvd.
Suite 2150
Glendale, CA 91203
(818) 507-1234 (phone)
(818) 507-4770 (fax)
jberger@morrisberger.com
www.morrisberger.com

In a universe far far away in a mythical land, the King would interview on his own behalf and he would hire the bimbo that would decorate the court and reassure his aging masculinity by letting him talk to a cute younger thing during the day and he could watch her walk away. There was no glass ceiling for aging people because they were already dead by this rime. And Human Resources really typed up the paperwork themselves. 

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