All the things I wish I had said (but was too kind hearted or too distracted at the time)
These end with “I hope somebody kicks your ass off the stage”
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1. The next time you go to the sound guy in the
middle of a performance to ask to have your voice turned up over your band
mates…
2. The next time you stop a song in the middle
because you don’t like the beats per minute…
3. The next time you get up in the middle of a
performance and say you have to be somewhere else…
4. The next time you start meaningful conversations
when there is gear to haul or cables to roll…
5. The next time you say your bandmates may need to
improve if they want you to continue…
6. The next time you want to ‘correct’ someone else’s
original song…
7. The next time you’ve not practiced or rehearsed
the material on your own…
8. The next time you expect your bandmates to take
care of your needs…
9. The next time you play or sing without trying to
do it with your bandmates…
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10. The next time you take 30 minutes to get off the
stage after your act…
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11. The next time you go over your set time…
12. The next time you disrupt someone’s start…
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13. The next time you redesign the sound set-up…
14. The next time you act like an ass…
I’ll recall some more no doubt.
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