Thursday, June 27, 2013

12, count them, 12 steps


The major temptation of being a musician late in life is one of wanting to play all those songs you loved as a teenager. Mine are that first James Taylor album, Tom T. Hall from the 70s. Crosby Stills & Nash, Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Dory Previn, Jerry Jeff Walker, Gordan Lightfoot, Paul Simon. There needs to be a 12 step program to prevent this abuse and addiction. Our children would be happy.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Me Friday Night

Pulled out a bunch of old songs from the 1800s last night. Come hear me do the oldies but goodies! Down By The Ohio, In The Pines, Under The Weeping Willow Tree, Sitting On Top of The World

Craig's List Fantasyland


So I answered an ad yesterday- A 50s something guitar player who was interested in jamming- playing- performing- he liked folk music.

So I email him - let's rehearse sometime and see what we can do.

He answers sure, I live in Hollywood, but have no place to rehearse.

I answer Well, I live in Westchester, and I have lots of rehearsal space. My weekend is kind of booked, how about a week night?

He answers, sure, but I don't have a car and getting to Westchester on the bus might be hard.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Craig's List Fantasy Land Part 2

So, I received this email a week ago:
 
hey dan we need bands for a new country and rock website let me know if your band and any other
bands want to be on the website.  It will be like itunes and viewers can download music for 99cents.


-----Original Message-----
From: Dan McNay
To: promoteshows
Sent: Wed, Oct 10, 2012 1:16 pm
Subject: Tall guy you met today/ the band info

We do bluegrass and folk and a little country western as well as original material. We've been performing at the Melrose Trading Post, the Brentwood Art Fair, at Long Beach & Manhattan Beach etc etc...

Back in October, there was a come-on for a show that was being put on in a Proud Bird banquet hall - that's a half a mile from me- I went over to meet them and see the hall and resent this to them because they didn't remember seeing it. 

It didn't work- they didn't want to give us any time to play- they wanted bands to show and do ten minutes and get off.
I responded to the guy now and said send me your site info so I can look at it. 

Nothing

Craigs List Fantasy Land

So I got this as a response for my response to a Craig's List come on for song submittals. 

Dear Dan,

Congratulations, your song “We Outgrew It” has been preliminarily accepted to be included on our next Music Row Library CD here in Nashville.  We base this judgment on the commercial appeal of your song and how it will stand up against other songs in the marketplace.

The good news is, your songwriting skills are apparently very commercial / marketable;
however, the current quality of the recording of your music is not up to commercial standards here in Nashville and will need to be re-recorded if you wish to be included on this Compilation CD.  There are obviously several options available to get your music recorded to industry standards but before you re-record your music please call me so I can discuss the options with you. 

Our Music Row Library CD is delivered to over 300 music row executives, industry professionals, music publishing companies, record companies, song pluggers and more.  It’s a fantastic way to get your music heard by the professionals here in Nashville and get your foot in the door.  In the past, we have helped Taylor Swift, Gretchen Wilson, Tim McGraw and many others “get their foot in the door” and we are planning on helping many others as well.

Please call me at your earliest convenience to discuss your music.

Sincerely,

Mark Johnson
Talent Scout (MRC)
(618) 288-1993



So I did a Google Search and found his phone number was in Illinois, not Tennessee. I sent him this:

 From: 03cdfc586cf033e284b98ea38b885733@reply.craigslist.org
To: prnbq-3820333603@comm.craigslist.org
Subject: Re: MUSIC PRO'S ONLY PLEASE (with GREAT music needed)
Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:14:31 -0700

This is who you are?

Mark Johnson is head of MRC’s Business Planning and Operations. In this role he is responsible for managing the day to day operations of the MRC platform as well assessing business opportunities as they relate to the future direction of MRC. He is also responsible for the management and direction of banking relationships supporting MRC asset acquisition. Prior to joining MMA in March 2005, Mr. Johnson was employed by Trinsic Technologies, a national voice and data technology enterprise as the company’s Secretary and Treasurer. During his tenure, the company completed its successful initial public offering in 1999 and subsequently raised funds through both debt and equity transactions. Mr. Johnson has 26 years of experience in real estate lending and corporate finance, primarily in banking. At the time of his departure from banking in 1998 Mr. Johnson was in charge of real estate credit policy for Wachovia in the Washington Baltimore area, responsible for commercial real estate loan structuring and approval for the Capital Region. Mr. Johnson has a B.A. from the University of Virginia and is a member of various non profit and charitable

And why do you have an Illinois area code when you are in Nashville?
If you are legit, please direct to your firm's website and email me your Dunns number.

Thanks

Dan McNay

This was his response last night at midnight LA time. (which makes it about 2-3 in the morning in Carbondale)

  LOL! LOL!!!  NO SIR :)  www.marksmusic7.com
PS I HAVE TWO HOUSES, one in IL and one in TN
Mark Johnson
618.288.1993

You can search the www.marksmusic7.com and find out its a my space account. I'd call him just of the entertainment of listening to his come-on about how he will re-master your song for $XXX.XX and how the promo CD will be so wonderful. And thousands will see it. But apparently he has not produced one before that I could find.

You'd think if you were really a good con, you would at least create a web site that would make you look legit.